|me on my way home from class:||oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped|
|me the second i get home:||nah|
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
these don’t even cover half of how many f-d up things are going on in north korea
This is pretty much like George Orwell described society in 1984
That’s exactly what the first comment was getting at. Maybe thats the point. Maybe someone read it and tried to duplicate it in the real world. Either way its scary and wrong and should not be happening.
Daughter finally stands up to her Dad.
The wife laughing in the background is fucking adorable fjlsdbfjkadsfadsfas
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
Okay you guys, I need your help with something. A girl in my class (I am also a girl) told me today that ‘Marvel is for boys.’(She’s 15, like me.) I (obviously) disagree with this, because it shouldn’t be for any specific gender.
So, to prove her wrong, please spread the word and reblog this to prove that Marvel isn’t just for boys.